IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

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D --> I doubt you have anything to worry about.
Does Nepeta ever speak ill of me?

[glaringprotego]

Of course she doesn't
But I shall be asking fur the meowst compurrhensive repurrt.

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D --> I would expect nothing less.
And I keep forgetting that Nepeta got those cat puns from you...

[glaringprotego]

None other
Your gratitude is noted

[strongjumps]

D --> I do not know if I would call it gratitude. The puns can be rather... contagious, at times.

It can be quite irritating.

[glaringprotego]

Purrhaps
Sal does them on occasions as well.

It's easier to just embrace them

[strongjumps]

D --> I suppose if I am not the only person who does it, then it is acceptable.

That, or it is magic. But that would be unlikely and incredibly silly.