IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[strongjumps]

D --> That explains everything. Your academic foundation was given by a cretin. I order you to at least TRY and communicate like an actual student.

[bev_rage]

you cnt tell me w/ to do
nd don't cull viceroy names! hes the best houseelf and a good listene r

[strongjumps]

D --> Okay. Being an exceptional worker makes him slightly less cretinous. Happy?