IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[pariahdom]

you wwere spat on

[strongjumps]

D --> I know, it is truly baffling. I would expect that behavior from someone as uncultured as you. But from creatures of such majesty? I was so taken aback that I am surprised they did not kill me on the spot for my response.

[pariahdom]

you wwould be considered lucky if i evven THOUGHT of spittin on you
really zahhak i wwas actually showwin some concern and tryin to havve a decent convversation
noww im wwishin they did stomp on you a bit for bein such an asshole

[strongjumps]

D --> Right, you must save your spit to shine your shoes, or else you will look even dirtier than normal. I apologize.

I'm sure you would feel terrible and even more alone if they HAD injured me.

[pariahdom]

actually no my shoes are alwways nice they dont need my spit to look brand neww
but good try i almost wwas a tad ticked at that

unlike you people can stand to be around me
wwould i feel terrible
not likely

[strongjumps]

D --> I try. But that's odd, I always thought that your shoes needed a few patches.

Yes, they can stand to be around you. And then they run away.
You would feel quite terrible if I were injured. Probably along the lines of "aww i should havve wwarned him in my infinite wwisdom".