IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

[strongjumps]

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh my god youre crying.
come on dude just tell me what happened.
you dont gotta be afraid.
shhhh.
stop crying.
calm down a sec
shhh shhh shhhhhhh itll be ok.

i'm sorry this is just the only thing that came to mind but at least bro could be concerned more?

[strongjumps]

There is no response, only a growing mass of blue ink across the page. Looks like Equius knocked the thing over in his rush to find a towel...

Text > Voice

[plushaeusrumpified]

Holy shit are they after you again, did they spill your ink? Talk to me, kid, everything okay? Are they causing more damage? Quick, show me on the smuppet so I know how bad it is!

[strongjumps]

Bro is going to be met with a few shuddering sighs and a few crashing noises. And the sound of some sort of fabric or cloth.

[plushaeusrumpified]

What the actual fuck is going on- I don't hear hooves, so...

Wait are you getting off on being gangraped by those things? Are you masturbating? Oh my fuck this is worse than I thought.

yeah right equius

[strongjumps]

Wh-what?! No, that's preposterous!

I found a towel, and I did not realize how filthy the sweat made me feel until I was removing it from my person. It does not beat taking a shower, but it will have to do for as long as you keep pestering me.