strongjumps: (huffy)
Equius Zahhak ([personal profile] strongjumps) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes2012-07-02 01:07 am

IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak

Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope

D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?

To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.

I need a towel.
greenmoonrising: (I've been travelling)

[personal profile] greenmoonrising 2012-07-02 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're supposed to listen to your teachers. Because that's what they do - teach.

I sure as hell am doubting your sanity now. Why, gonna take that as a dare?
greenmoonrising: (Default)

[personal profile] greenmoonrising 2012-07-02 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
What language? Hell? You're offended by 'hell'? Jeez, remind me not to let you near Tony on a bad day.

You should loosen up if the centaurs didn't already do it for you, I mean, I didn't insult you on purpose if at all and behaving like that is just going to make you lose friends or get expelled.

... You would seriously try to wrestle a werewolf? You have a death wish, right?
greenmoonrising: (Life is too wrong for me)

[personal profile] greenmoonrising 2012-07-02 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
You make me sound like a rat. That's kind of mean. :)

... Yeah I wouldn't try it. I mean, it's not a case of you being able to take one on, it's a case of one bite and you're it kind of thing.
greenmoonrising: (I walk alonoe)

[personal profile] greenmoonrising 2012-07-03 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Or I could have been insane. I guess I'm luckier than some. :)

That just sounds like cheating. How about you leave the werewolves alone, huh?
greenmoonrising: (of a history untold)

[personal profile] greenmoonrising 2012-07-06 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Plenty of mass murderers had perfect grammar, and several people would call them insane.

Well, werewolves don't exactly think like humans... so they wouldn't realize that biting is a no-go in wrestling. Then again, they don't really wrestle with humans they just... kill or turn them.
greenmoonrising: (in the garden of stones)

[personal profile] greenmoonrising 2012-07-08 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

Well, you shouldn't be so quick to kill, I mean. Werewolves are still people.

I'm in Fifth year, we covered werewolves for our OWLS.