Equius Zahhak (
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dressrobes2012-07-02 01:07 am
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IC Prospective: Equius Zahhak
Character: Equius Zahhak
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope
D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?
To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.
I need a towel.
Canon: Homestuck
Mun: Phil
Plot Specific: Nope
D --> It is a truly depressing day. I have spent weeks researching and tracking the Centaurs of the Forbidden Forest. I went to great lengths to ensure that my little adventure would not result in punishment from the faculty. I braved the possibility of mortal danger, I risked life and limb, and for what?
To have my face spat upon both figuratively and literally by the very centaurs I sought. It was truly humiliating. I feel like the world's biggest fool.
I need a towel.
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And if I am reading that crossed-out line correctly, you seem to doubt my STRENGTH.
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I sure as hell am doubting your sanity now. Why, gonna take that as a dare?
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If a teacher told you that you would get extra credit for jumping off a cliff, would you listen? ESPECIALLY from THAT teacher?
It is not a dare, it is a challenge. Dares are for childish playground games. And I accept your challenge.
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You should loosen up if the centaurs didn't already do it for you, I mean, I didn't insult you on purpose
if at alland behaving like that is just going to make you lose friends or get expelled.... You would seriously try to wrestle a werewolf? You have a death wish, right?
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And I will admit that my age may hinder my ability to match such a creature, but I believe that given time, I easily could.
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... Yeah I wouldn't try it. I mean, it's not a case of you being able to take one on, it's a case of one bite and you're it kind of thing.
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Yes, that is a very good point. If I could bind one's mouth or remove its teeth, then I think the match could be possible.
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That just sounds like cheating. How about you leave the werewolves alone, huh?
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I do not know if I would call it cheating. Wrestling does not involve biting.
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Well, werewolves don't exactly think like humans... so they wouldn't realize that biting is a no-go in wrestling. Then again, they don't really wrestle with humans they just... kill or turn them.
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Kill or turn? Everything that I have read on werewolves (albeit very little) implies a more bestial intelligence, so what would be the purpose of showing such mercy?
Also, you seem to know a lot about werewolves. What year are you?
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Well, you shouldn't be so quick to kill, I mean. Werewolves are still people.
I'm in Fifth year, we covered werewolves for our OWLS.
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I do not doubt that they are still people. Afflicted, but people nonetheless.
You are a fifth year? I apologize for my earlier actions.