IC Prospective: Marina Prescott

[cantfightthisfire]

Character: Marina Prescott
Canon: Original Character
Mun: Jamesy
Plot specific: N
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Apparently I'm antisocial. Apparently I needed to get a journal so that I could get to know everyone better. Apparently this is supposed to make me quit acting out and breaking rules or something. I'm just gonna go ahead and say bullshit on that one. I don't wanna know any of you, I don't fucking care about anything going on in your lives, and the less I see of that creepyass flying teacher's face, the better. God, this is just bullshit.

But payback's a bitch, I hope whoever made me get this likes that hole I burned in your office chair. I definitely liked putting it there. Yep, I'm owning up to that one here and now.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Wow who shat on your poptarts?

[cantfightthisfire]

It'd be easier to tell you who hasn't shit on my poptarts. The whole damn school's been shitting on my poptarts forever.

[givesyouaboner]

You have no choice but to change your name, maybe even your face, and switch schools then.
Which flying teacher, by the way?
If I'm not mistaken there's two of them, and both are pretty fucking sweet.

[cantfightthisfire]

Maybe I would do that if I actually liked poptarts, but they're gross.

The one in space.

[givesyouaboner]

That's your loss.

And, you need to get your brain checked.
He's the best professor ever.

[cantfightthisfire]

He looks like a pedo.

he has to defend bro's face for obvs reasons 8|

[givesyouaboner]

Bitch plz, he's got the most awesome face.
Maybe if you got your head out of your smelly butthole for five seconds you'd see there's not a semblance of paedo in his face; in fact it's all sugoi as fuck.

ahahaha

[cantfightthisfire]

That's Miss Bitch to you, asshole, and if you're smelling something then it's probably your own ass stinking up the place.

[givesyouaboner]

Nope, I'm p sure it's not me.
I have no reason to smell like fish.

[cantfightthisfire]

Oh no, let me go kill myself because you told me I stink.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh, oh no, please don't.
What ever will I do with such a heavy burden on my conscience.

[cantfightthisfire]

FYI, I'm gonna start ignoring you now.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh gosh, please don't do that either.
I'm going to be so butthurt.
What am I ever going to do without you?
Please don't go.
bb come back.

[cantfightthisfire]

Why're you bothering me anyway? You like the flying teacher so much, go kiss his ass or something.

[givesyouaboner]

I think having him buy us pizza and go to the movies is enough, don't you think?

[magicredhair]

You do realize that's just gonna make him go after you, right?

[cantfightthisfire]

Look at all the fucks I give.

[magicredhair]

Well, it's your life he'll be tormenting, I guess.

[cantfightthisfire]

Oh please, tell me what more he could do than give me detention and take away points? I already make sure not to get expelled. Mum and I have a bet going that I'm not going to lose.

[magicredhair]

I've heard rumours of him making puppets follow people around.

The puppets he apparently uses for porn.

[cantfightthisfire]

Oh wow, I was right. He really is a pedo.

[magicredhair]

Is it still paedophilia if they're puppets and not real kids?

[cantfightthisfire]

Alex, he's using porn puppets to follow kids around.

Think about it, dumbass!

[magicredhair]

Are you really blaming me for not wanting to think too much on porn puppet following schoolkids around?

[cantfightthisfire]

You brought it up first, you were already thinking about it!

[magicredhair]

Well excuse me for wanting to warn you. Next time, I'll just make sure to use charades or something so you bring it up first.

[cantfightthisfire]

How the hell would that even work?

[magicredhair]

Hell if I know.

[threadspinner]

Why don't you tell me a little bit more about your relationship with your parents and/or guardian figures?
That would certainly help me get a better grasp on the situation.

[cantfightthisfire]

Why the hell would I tell you anything about my mum? How's that even any of your business?

[threadspinner]

How quaint, avoiding open discussion about your parental figures. Assuming some sort of confrontational relationship is prevalent in the household, you most likely had a wild upbringing and deem this sort of behavior as 'correct' and punishment as 'natural' according to your situation.
Either that or you're simply acting out for attention in the hopes that your parents and authority figures will realize what you are truly capable of and respect you as a person.
I hope you recover from your teenage phase quickly. Such a shame, to waste magic on things that won't even get you a real job or respect in society.
Good thing these things can be fixed with corrective therapy and talkback sessions.

[cantfightthisfire]

[There might be an inkblot or two.]

Wow.

Nope.

Fuck all of that. Seriously, that's the stupidest crap I've ever heard. Who the hell are you, even? I need a name so I can tell if it's fitting for someone as stupid as you. Because seriously? That's so fucking stupid.

Implying that I care at all what my mum thinks? Like I need her fucking attention? I don't. I don't need it, I don't want it. She's too busy giving attention to some guy's dick right now anyway.

God you're just such a huge dumbass, I swear.

[threadspinner]

Denial only confirms my assumptions. The fact that you think you are above your mother's judgment tells me even more, really.
A pity, to see one diving into the deep, metaphorical end of skepticism and self-doubt so young.
And if you're choosing to have a 'my mother is slightly more fucked up than yours' competition, you obviously must love her enough to defend her in some slightly lopsided manner.
How sweet.

[ Trust her, her own mother would win. ]

I'm not the one that gets detentions and is forced to write in journals as penance for my sins.
Obviously you must enjoy it somewhat, or an elaborate plot to get rid of it and have no one discover the evidence would be in order.
My name is Frigglish, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[cantfightthisfire]

Me denying it doesn't confirm anything, you asshole. You're just assuming it does because you think you know a goddamn thing about me. Newflash, you don't. You don't have a fucking clue. Please feel free to explain how I'm not above the judgment of a drunken whore who bangs every guy she meets, who can't pay the bills to save her life, and who hasn't worked a full day's work in her life?

I'm not defending her at all, she can go to hell.

I didn't think that far ahead, otherwise I would've done that. But whatever, I can still go chuck it in the lake if I want to, no big deal. And stop screwing with me, that's not your name.

[threadspinner]

So now you're admitting that you're not that intelligent.
That's good to know.

I'm sorry, I don't associate with people who believe they are far above the judgment of others.
Have a nice day, and do try to get that glaring deficiency in your personality fixed quickly.

[cantfightthisfire]

Fuck you too, bitch.

[threadspinner]

Oh, it seems that your intellect is quite below average, if you can't even think of a simple retort to a really very obvious quip.
I would ask if your mother ever taught you to mind your language when in a verbal spar, but that would be in poor taste.
More's the pity!

[thegluethatbinds]

I see you're off to a wonderful start, Miss Prescott. You've clearly made some friends already.