IC Prospective: Pleakley

[easilyfascinated]

Character: Pleakley
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

My landlord My niece My friend Nani sent me the most fascinating muggle education device! It's called a "view finder", and it shows you little picture of muggle things when you look through it! It's wonderful!

Except Nani didn't say it was an education device, she said it was a toy, but clearly she miswrote, as the "view finder" is highly educational! So far, I've learned that muggle toys actually have magical properties and come to life when muggles aren't around, that in muggle areas, deer and rabbits can be found ice-skating, and that muggle children enjoy dancing with bears!

All of my students are welcome to stop in my classroom during lunch hours this week to try the "view finder" and learn something new!

[ooc| Strikes are just scribbled out, so anyone with a keen eye can read them if they want, herp a derp.]

Comments

[selfhatred]

...YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

[easilyfascinated]

I am not, Mister Vantas, and you'll do better to use more appropriate language when speaking to a professor!

[selfhatred]

FUCK NO.
1: TOYS DON'T MAGICALLY 'COME TO FUCKING LIFE'. THAT'S FUCKING KID'S MOVIE MATERIAL.
2: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT RABBITS AND DEER DON'T ICE SKATE.
3: IF YOU TRIED TO DANCE WITH A BEAR THAT WASN'T TAMED, HE'D TRY TO FUCKING EAT YOU

[easilyfascinated]

I am an expert on muggles, Mr. Vantas, and I have been doing research!

[selfhatred]

AND I'M A FLIPPING MUGGLEBORN. I THINK WE KNOW WHO THE FUCKING EXPERT IS HERE.

[easilyfascinated]

...Ah.

Well, haha...

Perhaps I need to do a touch more research.

[selfhatred]

YOU THINK?
LOOK, MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING ASKED INSTEAD OF GETTING EXCITED OVER A FUCKING SLIDE SHOW, MORE THAN HALF YOUR RESEARCH WOULDN'T BE FUCKING OBSOLETE.

[easilyfascinated]

Well...

Maybe.

[selfhatred]

MAYBE?
TRY DEFINITELY.

[easilyfascinated]

Well, fine, but you should definitely try to be more respectful!

[adorabull]

kARKAT!
uMMM, yOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO A, tEACHER LIKE THAT!!
yOU'RE GOING TO GET IN, sO MUCH TROUBLE!

[selfhatred]

DO YOU THINK I CARE, TAVROS?
DO YOU REALLY THINK I FUCKING CARE?

[adorabull]

yOU SHOULD,
wHAT IF YOU GET, eXPELLED,
oR DETENTION FOR EVER?

uH, oR LOSE, aLL OF YOUR HOUSE POINTS!

[selfhatred]

FINE.
I'LL FUCKING TONE IT DOWN. HAPPY?

[adorabull]

uM, yES,
tHANK YOU!

i JUST DON'T, wANT YOU TO, uH, gET EXPELLED IS ALL,,,