IC prospective: Mrs. Vanessa Hatch

[selkiesong]

Character: Mrs. Hatch
Canon: Hanna is Not a Boy's Name
Mun: Lynny
Plot specific: N

To whomever thought it would be funny to take the conch off my desk I feel you should know I placed a hex on it years ago. If it's ever stolen from my possession the thief will grow gills within the hour. If you would prefer to avoid this face please do come see me.

Otherwise enjoy the lake and mind the giant squid.

Comments

[screaminginthedark]

are you sure you didn't just put it somewhere else?

or maybe you never bought it back from home. that could be it too.

[Mom plz.]

[selkiesong]

I know how to keep track of my things, Veser. This isn't like you misplacing your text books.

[Son plz.]

[screaminginthedark]

but it is a possibility!!

and at least i don't hex my textbooks.

[selkiesong]

No. It's not.

I'm an adult, I may hex whatever possessions I'd like. Speaking of which, where are your textbooks? I haven't seen you with them as of late.

[screaminginthedark]

if you say so.

i have them! i keep them in my dorm room.

[He has no idea where they are.]

[selkiesong]

It's not nice to lie to your mother, Veser. Especially when she's your teacher.

[screaminginthedark]

but because you're my teacher you can't punish me while school's in session

[HAH!!!]

the last time i saw them they were in the common room. don't know what happened after that.

[selkiesong]

I said nothing about punishing you. I just said it wasn't nice.

[Be more passive aggressive, Vanessa.]

You should find them. Your father paid a lot of money for those books. [And complained the entire time.]

[screaminginthedark]

okay, mom.

well he could have gotten them secondhand. he didn't need to buy them all new.

[When does he not complain?]

[thegluethatbinds]

Do you require any help locating your conch, Professor Hatch? I think most of the staff could do without any further transfiguration problems after the last spell affected all the pets within the vicinity of the castle.

[selkiesong]

That's very kind of you, Professor Coulson. And the transfiguration would only be temporary. Once it's in my possession again the gills will vanish.

[thegluethatbinds]

I thought Transfiguration wasn't allowed as punishment in Hogwarts.