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Character: Stuart Pot (2D)
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Nope

so, i don't want to bother anyone or anything
but could someone help me with this charms assignment
it's supposed to be about the, uh, confusing charm
but i tried it and now i'm completely confused about what i'm supposed to do with it
or about it
or anything at all, really

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[Facepalm. Just facepalm forever.]

No! Nonono! Anyfing but stinkfish! I don't even know why you like it so much, it's just dumb!

And, do you have any records?

Anything but stinkfish, hmm? That might work..

It's catchy, alright. It's brilliant, even. Maybe a bit optimistic for us. Maybe it'll be the name of my solo debut album.

Do I have records, he says. Does Murdoc Niccals, pioneer of wizard punk have records. OF COURSE I HAVE BLOODY RECORDS you muppet.

[If Stuart was a violent individual, he may have just popped Murdoc one for that. But no, he just sits there glowering right up until Murdoc raises his voice.]

[Then he squawks and raises his arms protectively]

Sorry! Sorrysorrysorry! I was just finking though, if, if you had records, maybe one of them old fashion phonograph fingies would work. And we could just... record it in the journal, so everyone could hear.

Edited 2012-04-19 15:42 (UTC)

[In the span of about five seconds, his temper flared enough to reach out to swat 2D and then mellowed enough for him to mellow and settle back down as he considered 2D's idea.]

Ooooh, that's a good'un.

It's the finding of the phonograph that's going to make things difficult, isn't it?

[Yet another yelp as he's smacked, then he's scrambling across the bed, draping himself across Murdoc's lap as he grabs his wand from the nightstand]

No, see, I got this idear, see? There's gotta be one on campus somewhere, i figure. So.... Accio phonograph!

[Then he gives his wand a wave and waits for something to happen

[He watches the other from under his fringe, seeming less impressed with every second that passes.

He pauses as 2D casts the spell and looks from side to side before whipping his own wand out.]

You did that wrong! See! You're supposed to flick it up like-- AUGH--

[That's the sound of a karmic phonograph colliding with Murdoc's head.]

[This is the sound of Stu muffling his snickers with his hand. Sure, he'll get smacked for laughing at him, but how could he not? Karma is beautiful.]

Wow, Murdoc, that wos great! You jus' wiggled your wand a bit, and then it wos there! Like magic!

[He growls as a warning and rubs the back of his head, combining several swear words into one as he hoists the phonograph up onto his lap.]

S'bloody heavy, I'll give it that much.

[He just smiles serenely at Murdoc]

S'probably coz it's got all them whotsit's in there. Them, eh.... gears and fings. Coz you hafta crank it yourself.

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