IC Prospective: The Psiioniic, Homestuck

[psiignlanguage]

Character: The Psiioniic
Mun: Alphie
Plot Specific: N


Attention Students (and some members of Hogwarts Faculty and Staff).

Just because I have sent out letters or homework to other students and staff members written in runes, Greek, Sanskrit or Daedric, does not always mean that they are letters containing vitally important and serious information. I highly suggest that if you happen to find one of my letters to assume that the messages contained within them are nothing but silliness and nonsense. Unless I have specifically assigned homework involving the translation of one of this scripts into Roman script, please disregard the parchment you might find. A

dditionally, if I am to receive yet another response to one of these letters expressing poorly written jokes or insults being directed my way, let it be known that you will receive a reply, and it will not be pretty.

Comments

[nosigntospeakof]

MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.

[psiignlanguage]

Are you the one who keeps sending me the lewd messages as well?
It's not funny!

[nosigntospeakof]

WHAT.
NO, THAT WASN'T ME AT ALL.
I SWEAR.
DI IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY THOUGH.

[psiignlanguage]

SAL...!

[Lisping. Lisping everywhere.]

[nosigntospeakof]

I'M SORRY.
HONESTLY.
I'LL STOP SNOOPING THROUGH YOUR LETTERS AND TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU I'LL TAKE YOU TO LUNCH IN HOGSMEADE THIS WEEKEND.

[psiignlanguage]

What's so interesting about my mail anyways?!

[nosigntospeakof]

NOT TOO MUCH.
YOU AND YOUR MUM ARE MUCH MORE INTERESTING IN PERSON THAN ON PARCHMENT.

[psiignlanguage]

Yes because we bicker a lot!
It's like watching a damn sitcom!

[nosigntospeakof]

YES, YOU BICKER.
BUT IT'S SORT OF SWEET.

[psiignlanguage]

There is nothing sweet about arguing with your mother in ancient Greek.