IC Prospective: The Psiioniic, Homestuck

[psiignlanguage]

Character: The Psiioniic
Mun: Alphie
Plot Specific: N


Attention Students (and some members of Hogwarts Faculty and Staff).

Just because I have sent out letters or homework to other students and staff members written in runes, Greek, Sanskrit or Daedric, does not always mean that they are letters containing vitally important and serious information. I highly suggest that if you happen to find one of my letters to assume that the messages contained within them are nothing but silliness and nonsense. Unless I have specifically assigned homework involving the translation of one of this scripts into Roman script, please disregard the parchment you might find. A

dditionally, if I am to receive yet another response to one of these letters expressing poorly written jokes or insults being directed my way, let it be known that you will receive a reply, and it will not be pretty.

Comments

[nothingrhymeswithcecil]

Professor, you know that when you say it's not important, that just sounds like you're trying to hide something, right?

[psiignlanguage]

But there is absolutely nothing of interest in those messages. Just simple correspondence between myself and others. Why would--

Oh. I think I see what you mean.

[nothingrhymeswithcecil]

Yeah, the best way to keep a secret is to tell yourself you don't have one.

[psiignlanguage]

But I don't have any secrets. I'd be happy to translate these messages for anyone who was curious about their contents, but, there's nothing hidden at all. If they want to translate them, by all means.

However, it seems that whichever guides they're using to assist in translation are incredibly inaccurate if they're all leading to students responding with completely outrageous comments.

[nothingrhymeswithcecil]

Well, certain students still have a lot of maturing to do.

[psiignlanguage]

To be entirely honest, I hope that I might be able to have some sort of influence on them maturing a bit.

[nothingrhymeswithcecil]

I hope so! Sometimes it's just too much.

[psiignlanguage]

Actually, wouldn't it be something if I did start sending some obscene messages to my family then? That may warrant a laugh, wouldn't it?

[nothingrhymeswithcecil]

It might be kind of funny, but it would also prove that some people never grow up.

[psiignlanguage]

Yes I believe a certain colleague of mine may fit within that category of people who have yet to grow up.

[nothingrhymeswithcecil]

Oh, really? Who?

[psiignlanguage]

Professor Vantas.