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[notatusspot]

Character: Stuart Pot (2D)
Mun: Gnome
Plot specific: Nope

so, i don't want to bother anyone or anything
but could someone help me with this charms assignment
it's supposed to be about the, uh, confusing charm
but i tried it and now i'm completely confused about what i'm supposed to do with it
or about it
or anything at all, really

Comments

[unitedavalon]

Oh for the love of god, boy.
What were you doing while practising? Pointing the wand at yourself? A mirror?

That is if you can even remember.

[notatusspot]

uh well i'm pretty sure i wasn't pointing it at nothing, sir
i was just sort of mumbling it to myself

[unitedavalon]

... Of course.

Well at least it shouldn't last that long, an hour or two at most. With your inexperienced mumbling, and all.

And remember, that in future never mumble any spells while holding your wand. It will always lead to this sort of stupidity.

And if I catch you doing something as ridiculously stupid like that in my class room, Master Pot. You will be writing out proper charms procedures with an anti cheating pen for the next three weeks after classes, do you understand?

Please, do be careful in future.

[notatusspot]

oh, well that's good
i guess i can just sit here and wait for it wear off then
sorry, professor i didn't think anything would happen, since i weren't saying it real loud
it won't happen again, i promise

[unitedavalon]

Just please remember not to do anything that requires you to actually think, until you actually manage to find yourself capable of it.

And if you ever actually paid attention to the classes at the beginning of term you would remember that all charms classes are reminded to not touch their wand while saying the incantations until you intend to actually cast it.

[notatusspot]

so, no writing music then?

and i did!
i just
forgot
sort of
i think i meant to cast it, anyway
i just weren't ready right then
i
don't know who i was going to cast it at, tho

[unitedavalon]

That depends on if your music actually requires any actual thought.

You shouldn't be casting it at anyone, fool of a boy.

And do something about your English.

[mo_cara]

oH, sHiT, bRo, ThAt HaPpEnS tO mE aLl ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE.
eXcEpT wItHoUt ThE cHaRm.

[notatusspot]

oi, i know what you mean
i could just be sitting there, minding me own business while murdoc talks to me about what we're gonna name our band and then next thing you know
i have stinkfish written all across me parchments
and i don't know how it got there

[mo_cara]

yEaH, tHeY'd PrObAbLy GiVe YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN cRaP mArKs FoR tHaT iN cHaRmS.
tHaT's AlL bEiNg A pReTtY sWeEt NaMe FoR a BaNd, ThOuGh!

[notatusspot]

i dunno
i think it's kind of stupid
he names everything stinkfish
if he had his way, all our songs would be stuff like
stinkfish with tequila
stinkfish of my dreams
sayanora stinkfish
doesn't really have much to do with the music itself yanno?

[mo_cara]

iF yOu AiN't SiNgInG aBoUt MoThErFuCkIn FiSh, I gUeSs NoT.
iT cOuLd Be A GoOd MeRdUdEs BaNd NaMe, ThOuGh!
mAn, I wAnT tO hEaR sOmE uNdEr ThE wAtEr JaMs, ThAt'D bE pReTtY sWeEt!

[notatusspot]

i don't wanna about fish
they smell funny and they don't do nothing but lie there and rot
i don't see it catching on
not merbands, either
everyone would drown at the concerts, heh

[shaddup]

aaaaand the wizard of the year award goes toooo

aaaaaah

not you

[notatusspot]

it was an accident
it happens

[shaddup]

well yeah
yooou had to come from soooomewhere didnt you

[notatusspot]

that's not very nice, murdoc
and its more likely to be true of you than it is of me

[shaddup]

ooh someonese fiesty today
you sure you didnt shove that wand of yours up your arse
again

[notatusspot]

shut up!
it's just easier to tell you to bugger off when you're not here to punch me in the face for it, that's all

[chousenplayer]

...Nii-san did you point your wand at yourself again. You know it's not good to scratch your head with it.

[notatusspot]

no i was just mumbling the spell to myself and i had my wand in my hand and then poof
also, if it's not good to scratch with my wand
then really, they should stop being so scratchy, yeah?
they work so well, especially for those hard to reach places

[chousenplayer]

Someone's already told you off for that, haven't they?
And I don't think they're going to change how wands are designed for you nii-san.
They expect you to use common sense.

[notatusspot]

well, yes, but i don't think it ought to be that sensitive
oh, i don't want all wands changed
just mine would be nice
something that can read minds, maybe

[chousenplayer]

Some aren't. But I think if yours wasn't so sensitive you wouldn't get any results nii-san.

And there are spells for that. Reading minds.

[notatusspot]

you think so?
well, i suppose that's better than nothing
i would hate to be a wizard with no magic
although, i guess that would just make me a muggle again, wouldn't it?
but then i wouldn't be here, and i wouldn't know you or russ or murdoc
and i don't think i like that idea

can you cast them on wands, do you think?