Character: Waver Velvet
Mun: Carly
Plot specific: N

To whoever defaced my essay for Magical Theory Quarterly with demeaning epithets:

When I find you, I am spellotaping you to a chair and forcing you to rewrite all hundred and twenty-seven pages. By hand. It took me ten hours to transcribe, and based on your abysmal spelling, I imagine it will take several times longer for you.

—Waver Velvet