Actually, I have heard people call the Gryffindor scarves lion scarves, and Gryffindors lions. Perhaps you might like to clean out your ears a bit, and you might hear it, too. Just remember not to push the wand in too far.

And no, actually, I'm not.

[He practically is - he's a halfblood who was mostly raised by his Muggle mother, but no reason to admit that.]