Muggle public transport is stupid, who wants to use it anyway when wizards can Apparate, that's a million times cooler and faster than those dinky dirty metal boxes on wheels!

And brooms are awesome!! The best! There's nothing that can beat flying!! And I should know, because I'm the Great Gilbert and I'm the best flyer in Hogwarts and everyone else can go and cry to their mommies because they'll never be as amazing as me!