But Mother and Father say that Muggle stuff are crazy and can cause big accidents! And they're not as good as wizard stuff. Don't tell my parents but I saw a Ferrari when I was in Rome and it looked really cool, but I asked my classmates and they say it's not as fast as a broom. And cars cause accidents too! I see it in Muggle newspapers all the time. I don't want to die in an accident Cousin France!!
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