candycrabapple: (I fucking care?)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] candycrabapple) wrote in [community profile] dressrobes 2012-10-15 08:37 am (UTC)

THERE'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU'RE AN AMPORA AND I HAVE NO LOVE FOR THE IDEA OF HAVING EITHER OF YOU NEAR ME LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO BE HAPPENING ANY TIME SOON, BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH DOUCHE NOZZLES.

OH YES, EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE AFTER. BECAUSE I'M CLEARLY HERE IN MY BED WEEPING MY EYES OUT FOR THEY'RE EXCELLENTLY PERFECTED INSULT SIGN! OH SHIT, HOW AM I TO LIVE NOW WITH ALL THIS SHAME POURING DOWN MY FACE.

NO.
WAIT. THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING AT ALL, TRY AGAIN SPLOOGE-CANOE.

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