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Character: Yong Soo Im
Mun: Syn
Plot specific: N

My History of Magic textbook is wrong. It keeps saying that things that I know Korean wizards came up with were really thought of by other people!

I'm protesting class until it is fixed, and I get an apology!!!

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Are you still going on about how Merlin is actually from Korea?

He was, he was! It's true, there are pictures and everything!!

Is it true he has a small thingy like you, too?

It's not true that I have one!! Who told you that?

I have a woman's intuition! That means I know a lot of things!

My thing is ~~normal~~ very big!! Your intuition is wrong!!

Mama says I shouldn't believe things until I see them!!

You want to see it? That's naughty!!

That's gross! If I see yours now, no one will ever marry me!

I'll ask Ka Lung to look at it.

Why does he have to look at it? No one needs to see it!!

You're both boys, so it's okay! After he looks at it, he can tell me.

But why do you want to know so badly?

Huh? I don't! I'm... just saying that Merlin isn't Korean!

You seemed really interested. Could it be...Xiaomei isn't as cute as she says, but a pervert?

The pervert is you! Saying that girls want to look at you... you're the worst! I'm telling!

Telling who? You said you want to look at me!!

Your mama is the only girl who'd look at you!

But you just said you wanted to, you did, you did!!

I suppose the term "simultaneous invention" means nothing to you.

No, because we were first by a thousand years!!

I can tell you when they plan to fix things and send you an apology.

Good! You understand, I knew you would.

You're mistaken. I only wanted to tell you it will never happen.

It will happen, it will!

What do you plan to do if protesting doesn't work?

Then I will rewrite the book myself!!

You won't have time but even if you somehow manage to write it, no one will read it.

I will write it, and it will be required readings!!

You're a thirteen year old wizard. No one is going to take what you write seriously.

I'll publish it and say I'm a 70-year-old sage!!

My mistake. They won't take the content of your book seriously.

Of course they will!!

Perhaps in your imagination.

You're going to be protesting your whole life in that case, you're being ridiculous!!

Then, I'll protest forever and ever, then more people will join my cause !

It's not like you have anyone supporting you now though, it's such a dumb cause after all!!

I can get millions to support my cause!!

There isn't even millions who go to Hogwarts!!

But there are millions of people in Korea!

Wouldn't they be more concerned about their own magic school? Speaking of which, if you're from Korea what the hell are you doing at Hogwarts?

Edited 2012-10-09 23:16 (UTC)

Our dignity and pride are at stake!!

Oh, I live England, didn't you know that?

It's just a stupid fucking book, why does it matter so much!! You're so weird!

It matters a lot, it matters so much!!

That sure is a stupid fucking thing to matter so much!

You don't understand!! If you were Korean like me, you would!!

You don't see me getting over a stupid fuss because everything isn't Italian!

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