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[nothanks_bro]

Character: Leon S. Kennedy
Mun: Jabi
Plot specific: Narb.

I have a feeling I ended up in the wrong school. Anyone want to fill me in, or are the goats a regular thing?

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[nothanks_bro]

Good call.

What year are you?

[itsintheblood]

Very funny Professor Mall Auror studies. It's to get to the roots of poison cures, you need a bezoar, and goats are a place they come from. They come from humans as well, but I'm not about to give them babies to raise.

[speterman]

I tend to make those sometimes.

4th year Ravenclaw, sir.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

No, I'm probably on some god awful farm.

[nothanks_bro]

You know, if you're interested, I'll be teaching Pre-Auror Studies. It's only open to sixth and seventh years, but lower years are allowed with special permission. I could get you in if you want.

[nothanks_bro]

Mall Auror? Never heard that one before.

[nothanks_bro]

Well, I doubt the local farm hands are going to do you any good if you're poisoned. Just hope they're nice enough to lend you a goat.

[owdidntseethat]

If it wasn't for the freezing temperatures, I would have thought this was South America.

[speterman]

Really? Heck yeah I'm interested! That would be brilliant!

I mean, sorry.

I would be really interested.

[nothanks_bro]

I just got back from a mission in rural Spain, so this isn't new.

[nothanks_bro]

All right. I'll get you down on the roster. What's your name?

[owdidntseethat]

Mission? I took some trips there, not like a mission though.

[nothanks_bro]

You just go for fun?

[owdidntseethat]

I was checking out some ruins, stepping on toes of local hoods. Sure, fun.

[nothanks_bro]

Hey. You never know. That might be a romp in the park for some people.

[owdidntseethat]

It was, I stumbled on this whole hidden under ground chamber in this one place.

[nothanks_bro]

Head first, I bet.

[owdidntseethat]

Feet, the floor boards gave out.

[speterman]

Peter Parker, your friendly scholastic Ravenclaw.

[nothanks_bro]

If I were you, I'd leave that part out of the story.

[owdidntseethat]

It was a condemned building, it's not like I was in the Hilton.

[nothanks_bro]

That'd be an even better story.

[owdidntseethat]

There wouldn't be any cursed gold in that story though.

[nothanks_bro]

Maybe you just don't go to the right hotels.

[nothanks_bro]

Leon Kennedy. I'm an Auror from the American Ministry.