IC Prospective

[brohoof]

Character: Dirk Strider
Mun: Takato
Plot specific: N



I don't get what all the fuss is being kicked up about.
Blood's blood, man. It isn't gonna matter if you're pureblood, halfblood, muggleborn, squib, centaur, pony or what. We all bleed the same, we all feel the same. Can't we all get along, broskis?
Seems kinda silly to me.
Now that the pep talk's out of the way and done with, you lot haven't heard a peep from me all winter because I've been working on something.
If you see a clay rabbit running around, don't worry, it's just Li'l Seb. He's my newest golem, a little helper bunny. Still ain't figured out how to give him a personality of his own since golems are different from robots, but can't be too hard.
He gets in your way, just give him a brofist. That'll settle him.

Comments

[whywereyouborn]

Golems are pretty cool, I guess, but why does your respond to brofists?

What are brofists?

[brohoof]

Because I taught him to.

Brofists are a code between men, little dude. It means you're cool with each other.

[whywereyouborn]

Oh. That makes sense.

And yeah; yeah, I think I've seen people do that.

[brohoof]

Golems don't have their own minds or personalities, but they can be programmed to do certain things.

You never been brofisted before, kid?

[whywereyouborn]

Oh, that's interesting... I guess it's good they don't have minds of their owns, or they could get out of hand.

No. Is that a bad thing?

[brohoof]

Nah, little man.

Here. Make a fist and place your hand knuckle down on the page.

[whywereyouborn]

Well.... Okay...

[brohoof]

I just brofisted you through the page.
We're cool, kid.

[whywereyouborn]

We are?

[brohoof]

You bet.
What's your name?

[whywereyouborn]

Wybie. Wybie Lovat.

[brohoof]

Wybie, huh?
Name's Dirk. Dirk Strider.

[whywereyouborn]

Yeah, not the best name, but I didn't get a say in it.

Dirk is cool, though.

[brohoof]

Wybie's not the worst name I've heard. Trust me.
Well, my parents almost named me Dick so I should be grateful it's not that.
My name still makes me sound like a porn star though.

[whywereyouborn]

Oh, thanks.

Nah, it's cool. I think a Dirk is some kind of knife, right?

[brohoof]

Yup. Used during naval warfare.

[whywereyouborn]

So there you go.

[brohoof]

Heh.
You're pretty sharp, Wybie.

[whywereyouborn]

Thanks, Dirk.

Uh, so are you!