IC: Prospective: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[inator]

Character: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mun: Kabby
Plot specific: N

You know what we should do with magic? Cloning. That would be neat, wouldn't it? I mean... Clones! More yous to hang out with! Who wouldn't want that?

I don't think that would really be an Alchemy thing, though. I'd need some help. Maybe I can make a "let's figure out how to make clones" club. People would join that, right? It's better than a Table Top RPG club. Oh, sure, that stuff seems fun, but let me tell you -- No! When I was a boy, I had a very traumatic experience with table top rpg. I threw the dice and they knocked over a glass of milk! The entire game was ruined, and everyone blamed me, but was I the one who brought milk to the table? No! And that is why I hate table top roleplay games, and also the expression 'don't cry over spilled milk'.

Comments

[inator]

Not always, Perry the Professor! Not always!

[mabelangelo]

not even professor perry? he doesnt seem like the type of guy who would be doing any harm or anything

he reminds me of a big teddy bear

[inator]

More like a big teddy bully.

[semiaquatic]

I am in this case at the very least.

[inator]

Actually, you are very wrong.

[skullsandstuff]

So you can't forgive anyone but yourself? Maybe that's why you think everyone's a jerk. Because you're one, and everyone likes to assume that they're the norm.

[inator]

You are really hard to argue with...

[mabelangelo]

him a bully???
no way!! hes the opposite of a bully!

[semiaquatic]

Actually, I'm very right.

[skullsandstuff]

I'm just trying to be fair.

[inator]

That's just what he wants everyone to think.

[inator]

Well of course YOU think so!

[inator]

Why?

[skullsandstuff]

Why not?

[heartwrenching]

You've got yourself a very interesting little plan there, professor. I must admit, it's one of the best I've heard in ages! I've always wondered what it would be like to challenge myself in a fight, and at long last you offer a solution! It's like a beacon of light in a dark, cold world!! Brilliant!

Ahhhh, but I'm very certain that I'm me. And by extension, another me would be just as - IF NOT MORE! - certain that I'm me. That is to say, that he is me. But then where have I gone in this equation?! I'm still me, but so is he, and AGH! There's the conundrum! Who has the right to be the me that he has always been and WILL always be?!

Professor, your idea is simply the worst I've ever heard.

filtered

[mysterytwin]

I still don't think it's a good idea.

And don't you think Professor Doofenshmirtz is a bit...y'know. Crazy?