IC Prospective | School Nurse Mamma~

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Character: Mamma Gkika
Mun: Gowa
Plot specific: Nope!

(Journal so you can understand what she's saying XD)

Hello my darlings!

I hope you are enjoying your holidays and being good, energetic children? Nothing like a little sunshine and some exercise to get you nice and ready for more studying!

Mamma can't wait to see you all back soon, so stay healthy until then ja?

Comments

[wwistful]

Children still enjoy sunshine and exercise? I had assumed it'd gone out of fashion.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Only if you don't encourage them, sweetheart~

You should see my boys romping about - they be rolling in the sun like it's going out of fashion.

[wwistful]

I encourage him plenty, he's not at all tempted by it.

My boy and your boys are very different, I think you'll find.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

The little darling needs some encouragement and friends to join him outside, that's all.

Or perhaps you should take him swimming - speaking of, can I come and watch? You look so good in your trunks~

[wwistful]

He prefers playing with his ferret.

...That isn't a euphemism.

I suppose. He isn't likely to.. [Ink splatters]

I'm sorry, what?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[Takes a moment to leer at the ink splatters.]

You are a smart man - you are good reader and I know your eyesight is also good.

[wwistful]

No. He literally owns a ferret. It stinks and it skitters all over the place.

Are you flirting with me?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Oh well, it's good to let children have pets - just make sure he cleans up after it.

And what do you think, sweetheart?

[wwistful]

Why are you flirting with me?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Because you are cute and very handsome.

Oh, and a smart guy.

[wwistful]

[INK...SPLATTERS.]

That's awfully kind of you.

But I

It's



Thank you.

[How does I awkward situation.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You are welcome.

So, you know where my little old beer house is, ja? You should visit some time during the holidays.

[wwistful]

I do. I wouldn't mind a visit so long as I wasn't imposing.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

It is no imposition at all, more of a pleasure.

[wwistful]

Would it not be awkward?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Don't worry, sweetheart - nudity is optional at Mamma Gkika's!

[wwistful]

....Does that mean people will be wandering around naked?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Only if you come on Saturday for Happy Hour!

[wwistful]

I'll be sure not to come on Saturday, then.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

What a shame, I was hoping you'd be inclined to join in.

Then again, you seem more a private man, so some other time perhaps.

[wwistful]

I'm not one for public nudity, no.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

How about a private show then?

[wwistful]

Miss Jaeger, is that really appropriate?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

As long as we are both consenting adults... <3

[wwistful]

I'm an adult. Not sure if I'm quite consenting as of yet.

I hardly know you.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

See the fun part is getting to know each other~

[wwistful]

Doesn't that come before you proposition me?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Is there a rule that says I have to do one before the other?

[wwistful]

It's proper, is it not?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

According to whom?

[wwistful]

Myself and the better half of society.
Call me old fashioned, but I like to know people before I take my clothes off for them.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Fine fine, you can keep your clothes on when you visit, though I won't stop you from removing them if you choose for a bit of freedom.

[wwistful]

I wouldn't get your hopes up, madam.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

It is good to have hope.

[wwistful]

Feel free to, just don't expect anything.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Good idea! That way when you lose your pants it can be wonderful surprise!

[wwistful]

I will not be taking off my pants, Miss Jaeger.

[action]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Nope, Maxim is not peeking under her arm as she writes, why would anyone think that?]

HOY! Hyu ken't flirt vit Professor Tightpents, den he vould be my uncle, und den Hy couldn't flirt vit him!

[Oh right, that's why]

[action]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Wastes no time in cuffing his ear none-too-gently, scoffing as she stands and closes the journal.]

Maxim! Hy told hyu it's bad manners to shneak like dis! Dimo is bad influence on hyu!

[Picks him up by scruff of neck, taking him out of her room.]

But he does vear very nice tight pents ja?

[action]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yipe! He ducks his head to rub his poor sore ear, but that doesn't save him from being picked up]

Yah, und Hy don' effen get classes vit him! Hy get schtupid schtinky Coulson. [pout]

[action]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Blinks with surprise and sets him down in kitchen chair.]

Vit Coulson, really? Hyu lucky boy.

[action]

[moveslikejaeger]

[POUT MAMMA] He iz verra schtrict! Hy don' get to haff no fun vit him around! Iz no lucky to me!

[action]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Laughs and pats his head, getting drinks from the fridge.]

He is goot man - meny secrets hyu vould like if hyu could figure dem out.

[action]

[moveslikejaeger]

Hmmm... secrets iz fon to schniff out... [He kicks his feet a little, plopping his chin into his hands. What kind of secrets could he have that Maxim would like? That does make him much more interesting...]

[action]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Frankly Mamma's surprised Maxim's puppy senses haven't picked up on it, but oh well. He's pretty, not the smartest, can't have both.]

[Gives him a glass of juice.]

Secrets iz very fon to schniff out, but vat do ve do vhen ve find out dese secrets...?

[Answer wisely young one or another cuffing is bound to happen.]

[action]

[moveslikejaeger]

[He'll get there. It'll just take a little longer. Obviously Coulson is very good at keeping secrets.]

[Yay, juice!] Thenk hyu, Mamma!

Ve keeps dem, Mamma!

[action]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Beams and strokes his hair gently.]

Hyu're velcome and ja. Goot boy.

[action]

[moveslikejaeger]

[He ducks his head a little, the tips of his ears going red. Yay, he's a good boy!]

Hyu gonna come op to schkool vit uz und be a nurze dis year again?

[action]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Very good boy when he's not being a snoop.]

Hiffen Professor Dumbleydore vants me beck, ov cawze! Hyu boyz need Mamma Gkinka to stop hyu from being too schtupid.

[Smiles fondly and sips a bit of juice herself.]

Und Hy vant to tease Professor Tightpents more - he iz a fonny man.