Ah my lady, I believe that your beloved pet is singing with the other lady frogs of the choir! I did not inform you, for he seems much at home with the females of his kind, but if he has tarried for far too long in the arms of his paramour, then I shall return him with all haste! Or rather, I would've, if I still had the arms to carry the delightful creature...

((OOC: He's a barber/music teacher who's also a ghost from the 17th century.))