OR - and this is just a suggestion, mind you, albeit a very strongly worded and even MORE strongly considered one - the Gandors could be the one to high-tail it out of London! If you love Birmingham so much, why don't you and yours close up shop and relocate there? Or even better, how about you go to THE MOON?! It's an untapped market!

Once again, you just gotta go and prove that you come from Opposite Land or something! My eyes are not only sharp, accurate, and fully capable, but also the most charming shade of baby blue. I know I read somewhere that people with blue eyes have much better vision! And though I do see a few drops of ink on my page - ink spilled in pure righteous fury - it's got NOTHING on the guerilla warfare your bad table manners are waging against the journal system!!