[Grease spot]

Hey now, if sharing London with another family is too much for the Russos, they can always bow out. I hear Birmingham's really nice this time of year.

[errant trail of creamed spinach] Maybe you could get your eyes checked while you're there, because I'm really not seeing anything wrong with my journal. [gravy blot] You, on the other hand, seem to have spilled your inkwell all over yours. You should be more careful.