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[ihaveanappforthat]

Character: James "Jim" Moriarty
Mun: Steph
Plot specific: Naaah

Oh me, oh my. Wasn't that Quidditch game just FASCINATING? Must be unfortunate to be on the losing team.

Comments

[ihaveanappforthat]

Semantics, dear John!

[3houseswatson]

It's hardly semantics when some players seem to be playing fast and loose with the rules of the game.

And don't call me 'dear'.

[ihaveanappforthat]

Are you aware of what "semantics" even means?

Aww, you wound me.

[3houseswatson]

Of course I do. I'm not as stupid as you like to think.

Good. Not as satisfying as punching you in the jaw, but it'll do.

[ihaveanappforthat]

Define it.

[3houseswatson]

There are a couple I could give you.

But that'd depend on if I'm in the mood to go along with whatever you're playing at. Let me check.

Mmm, nope, can't say I am.

[ihaveanappforthat]

Who says I'm playing at anything?

[3houseswatson]

Oh, I dunno, how about because you're the type to always have something up his sleeve? Might be a bit of that.

[ihaveanappforthat]

You're welcome to come check my sleeves.

[3houseswatson]

No thanks. I don't know where you've been.