No, it was a dark and stormy night, yeah. I'd just gotten hired and I was feeling kinda horny so I propositioned all the staff for an orgy. In walked in a pretty little thing with the cutest purple font you ever did see. I thought I'd gotten real lucky, so I started chatting her up. It was a little while later I found out the truth. I thought he surely had to have been a crossdresser, despite his claims to the opposite.
I never did get laid that night, unfortunately. In hindsight I can definitely see why.
And then as fate would have it we would be destined to meet again a short time later. This time there were spiders involved because somebody decided to go apeshit and throw us in the woods together after I punched him.
The rest is kinda boring, but now we're like total besties.
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It was a long, long time ago in a galaxy-
No, it was a dark and stormy night, yeah. I'd just gotten hired and I was feeling kinda horny so I propositioned all the staff for an orgy. In walked in a pretty little thing with the cutest purple font you ever did see. I thought I'd gotten real lucky, so I started chatting her up. It was a little while later I found out the truth. I thought he surely had to have been a crossdresser, despite his claims to the opposite.
I never did get laid that night, unfortunately. In hindsight I can definitely see why.
And then as fate would have it we would be destined to meet again a short time later. This time there were spiders involved because somebody decided to go apeshit and throw us in the woods together after I punched him.
The rest is kinda boring, but now we're like total besties.