You've got yourself a very interesting little plan there, professor. I must admit, it's one of the best I've heard in ages! I've always wondered what it would be like to challenge myself in a fight, and at long last you offer a solution! It's like a beacon of light in a dark, cold world!! Brilliant!

Ahhhh, but I'm very certain that I'm me. And by extension, another me would be just as - IF NOT MORE! - certain that I'm me. That is to say, that he is me. But then where have I gone in this equation?! I'm still me, but so is he, and AGH! There's the conundrum! Who has the right to be the me that he has always been and WILL always be?!

Professor, your idea is simply the worst I've ever heard.