But where's the science in just jumping to the end result? Even some of humanity's greatest scientific monsters (and scientific geniuses) at least did some testing and research before moving on to actual test subjects. It's called the Scientific Process, not the Scientific Circus Act. I'm not about to make an ass of myself by going off half-cocked on the first half-formed hypothesis that jumps into my head.

Besides, my projects are big enough. Too big, if the Ministry is to be believed.