ThErE, tHaT's MoThErF***In BeTtEr! HeY, bRo, I gOt SoMe Sh*t FoR yOu. It AiN't BeIn AlL nAtUrAl LiKe ThEm MoThErF***In EgGs. Oh, D*Mn, ThOuGh, HoW dO yOu KnOw ThEm LiTtLe WhItE mIrAcLe LiQuId BaBy ChIcKeNs Is ReAl? MaYbE ThErE's MoThErF***In CaNdY iNsIdE! ;o)
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WaIt, HoLd Up.
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ThErE, tHaT's MoThErF***In BeTtEr!
HeY, bRo, I gOt SoMe Sh*t FoR yOu.
It AiN't BeIn AlL nAtUrAl LiKe ThEm MoThErF***In EgGs.
Oh, D*Mn, ThOuGh, HoW dO yOu KnOw ThEm LiTtLe WhItE mIrAcLe LiQuId BaBy ChIcKeNs Is ReAl?
MaYbE ThErE's MoThErF***In CaNdY iNsIdE! ;o)