IC Perspective | Peter Parker (Fourth Year)

[speterman]

Character: Peter Parker
Mun: Steph
Plot specific: N

I'm not ready for this. The studying, the work, the studying... This wasn't enough me time, I have to have me time, and me time doesn't count as homework over the break. By the way? I actually did that homework this time, thank you to everyone who was suspecting I didn't. Easy as pie. But seriously.

I am not ready for this. I think I'm allergic to studying. It could be serious.

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

What a coincidence! I also did the homework this summer. It seems we are not so different, Parker.

Just out of curiosity, what did you wind up writing about for Rhydderch's potions assignment?

[speterman]

I wrote abou- [Wow Parker, wasn't a lesson learned the last time someone did this?] what did you write about? I'm sure yours is more interesting than mine.

[So much squinting.]

[bonafide_divinity]

Oh, you flatter me, Parker. But I'd much rather hear about yours.

Mine was very boring. And generic. I don't think you'd be interested.

[speterman]

Oh, mine was too. You wouldn't want to hear about it.

[bonafide_divinity]

But I would.
It just so happens that I've always admired your work. Especially in potions.

[speterman]

You mean leaning over the desk and copying me?

[bonafide_divinity]

I would never!

In fact, I'm shocked and appalled that you would even suggest such a thing!

[speterman]

Oh, because I was going to offer to let you copy off of me this year, but hey, it's good to see you do your own work. I guess I don't have to.

[bonafide_divinity]

[He's calling your bluff, Parker. Just what are you playing at?]

Well, that's a very kind and generous offer. I'm touched.

You know, maybe things will be different between us this year.

[speterman]

Different between us? That'd be mint! Oh how I'd love to flunk classes, get in constant trouble and achieve nothing with you! Where do I sign up!

[Eyeroll!]

[bonafide_divinity]

Oh but you underestimate me, Parker.
I accomplish [brief pause] plenty.

[speterman]

Like what? Other than cheating, of course.

[bonafide_divinity]

Well, that's a very good question, isn't it?

But, you know... seeing that we're going to be on better terms, I might consider letting you in on a few things.

[And it's only considered cheating if you get caught. ]

[speterman]

Oooh, do go on, you're piqued my interest.

[Not. Not. NOT.]