IC Perspective | Peter Parker (Fourth Year)

[speterman]

Character: Peter Parker
Mun: Steph
Plot specific: N

I'm not ready for this. The studying, the work, the studying... This wasn't enough me time, I have to have me time, and me time doesn't count as homework over the break. By the way? I actually did that homework this time, thank you to everyone who was suspecting I didn't. Easy as pie. But seriously.

I am not ready for this. I think I'm allergic to studying. It could be serious.

Comments

[wavesofjade]

If You Need Something To Calm Your Nerves Please Dont Hesitate To Come And See Me.
Im Sure I Can Find Something To Help You.

[speterman]

Like what, sucking on mints to calm my stomach? Avoiding milk and red sauce? None of that is helping, and believe me, I've had so many mints I'm pretty sure I will bleed mint if you jab me.

If that happens, do me a solid and make sure no one starts calling me mint-man.

[wavesofjade]

I Was Thinking Of Something Of A More Magical Nature, Young Man.

[speterman]

Oh, yeah, that would probably help, huh?

Good, because mint is disgusting! What do you have in mind?

[wavesofjade]

I Think That A Mild Version Of A Calming Draught Would Be Beneficial To You.
Come And See Me At The Infirmary Once Youre Settled In.

[speterman]

Will do! Wait, I'm not the only one that needs it right? Because this will end in laugh at Peter Parker with the delicate stomach if I am.

And I already said Parker and delicate don't belong in the same sentence!

[wavesofjade]

In The Interests Of Patient Confidentiality I Can Assure You That If Anyone Finds Out It Will Not Be From Me.

[speterman]

Alright, fair enough. But just so you know, not delicate, okay?

[wavesofjade]

I Dont Believe I Have Once Mentioned That Word In Reference To You.
But You May Consider It Noted.

[speterman]

Oh, I'm Peter by the way. Your friendly neighbourhood student. I mean, you probably know that, but I try to make it a habit of not getting, you know, injured, or sick, or stuff...

[wavesofjade]

Im Certainly Not Offended That Youve Never Had To Come Into The Hospital Wing.

[speterman]

Good, because I'd probably have to be offended that you're offended or something... To be honest, the whole sick people thing, not a fan, so I try to avoid where I know they'll be.

[wavesofjade]

I Can Entirely Understand.
The Idea Of Spending Time Amongst Those In Poor Health Is Not To Everyones Tastes.

[speterman]

Don't take that for me being a jerk, if my friends are ill or hurt, I'll walk 'em down there.

[wavesofjade]

That Would Be Appreciated.
I Trust That You Will Help Them Inside And Not Simply Drop Them At The Door.

[speterman]

I don't know, that's asking a little much. Just kidding, of course. I did say "friendly" neighbourhood student, didn't I?

[wavesofjade]

Yes I Believe You Did.
I Will Be Entrusting You With The Safe Escorting Of Your Friends Into My Care Should They Be Injured Or Unwell.

Do We Have A Deal?

[speterman]

You've got it, ma'am. No one sick or hurt will go un-escorted under my watch!

If I get sick or something, I'll be a very sad escort though.

[wavesofjade]

Good Boy.

Im Sure One Of Your Friends Will Do The Same For You.
Though I Will Keep My Fingers Crossed That You Never Need My Help.

[speterman]

I bet you're wrong there, all my friends are arseholes save for Stark.

[He was on friend status right? Was he going too far assuming they were friends.]

Don't worry about me, I think I can handle getting there if I have to.

[wavesofjade]

Oh Dear.
Do Take Care Of Yourself.

[speterman]

Promise to eat an apple a day.

[wavesofjade]

Excellent!
If Only The Rest Of The Student Body Took As Serious An Approach To Their Health.

[speterman]

I know right, those darn kids! With their sick germs and their cooties and their breaking bones.

[wavesofjade]

I Would Be Out Of Work If Not For Them But I Would Still Prefer To Not See Anyone In Pain.